But I Was So Much Older Then, I'm Younger Than That Now
Lakers swingman Kobe Bryant, asked if he'll ever again compete in the NBA Slam Dunk contest, said, "I think I'm too old right now. Maybe down the road."
It's Three Coins in the Fountain? My Bad
A Liverpool FC soccer fan was stabbed in a fight with AS Roma fans in Rome. Later that day, several Liverpool supporters threw three people—two Bangladeshi gadget salesmen and a Japanese tourist—into Trevi Fountain.
Two Minutes for Slashing
A Baptist minister who was refereeing a basketball game for seven-and eight-year-olds in Fayetteville, Ga., was charged with cutting one of the coaches with a three-inch pocketknife during a postgame argument.
A Week on the DL for Stupidity
Padres pitcher Adam Eaton missed a start after suffering an inch-deep cut in his stomach while opening a new DVD with a pocketknife.
It's All Part of a Four-Decade Plan to Bore Myself to Death
Seventy-one-year-old Dion Rich gatecrashed his 32nd consecutive Super Bowl.