Travel Log

I made it a rule to cock both BARRELS OF MY GUN WHENEVER I MET ANY GAUCHOS."

ARGENTINA
It's not the Old West, but they do have cowboys and Indians on the pampas, which is where Heidi Klum (above) agreed to demonstrate for all the ranch hands on hand the best way to ride bareback.

BRAZIL
Beautiful beaches, even more beautiful models, skimpy suits? Toucan play that game.

MATERIAL EXCESS
Daniela Pestova (right) looks extra tart in her lime suit, while other models do their best to cover up with bottle caps, cigar bands and peppers

GUATEMALA
Chandra North (left) shows off an attractive pop-top combination.

Molly Sims had promised TO DROP THE THREE-TIME WORLD CHAMP LIKE A CHEAP BOYFRIEND.

COSTA RICA
Don't jump to conclusions—that's a frog (right), not a swimsuit model. But in either case, no kissing, please.

PUNCH JUDY SHOW
The challenger: supermodel Molly Sims. The champion: F�lix Trinidad. The stakes: rare.

BETTER HALVES
Laffit Pincay jr. (left) came up with the perfect way to do a swimsuit shoot without getting his wife jealous: Have her pose too.

MEXICO
Guitar legend Bridget Hall (below) goes south of the border and doffs more than her sombrero.