Hamilton: They're nothing compared with Anton Sikharulidze.
SI: Doesn't Lutz sound too close to yutz?
Hamilton: Only in some temples.
SI: Brian Boitano has been lampooned on South Park. Do you feel sorry for him?
Hamilton: I'm jealous. They've made Brian a cult figure for a new generation.
SI: You're an avid golfer. Did you ever hit a long drive and scream, "I am Tiger Woods"?
Hamilton: More times than I can count.
SI: Do you think Tiger Woods has ever skated and yelled, "I am Scott Hamilton"?
Hamilton: I think he's getting closer to doing it.
SI: If you were making a movie starring an action hero, would you want a lead character named Dick Button?