SPORTS ILLUSTRATED recently surveyed 70 PGA Tour players—about the number who make the cut in an average week—to gauge their feelings on issues salient and frivolous. Some of the players declined to answer certain questions, while others offered (under the cloak of anonymity) several choice one-liners, the most telling of which are offered along with the results of our survey.
1. Have you ever voted for a Democrat?
"Sorry, I've never voted."
2. Are you pro choice?
3. Who's the best-looking wife (can't vote for your own)?
Dana Byrum (Tom) 26%
Karen Chamblee (Brandel) 10%
Sonya Toms (David) 10%
Tabitha Furyk (Jim) 5%
Angela Hjertstedt (Gabriel) 5%
Also receiving votes: Dawn Bateman (Brian), Cyndi Carter (Jim), Lisa Cink (Stewart), Julie Crenshaw (Ben), Melissa Lehman (Tom), Tammy Mayfair (Billy), Amy Mickelson (Phil), Selena Nobilo (Frank), Jenny Rollins (John), Ashley Sutton (Hal), Lea Waite (Grant), Marnie Williamson (Jay).