Quaid: That depends on whether you're a weenie or not.
SI: When asked about your passing ability in Any Given Sunday, San Francisco 49ers coach Steve Mariucci said it was pretty average and that you needed some coaching. Was he correct?
Quaid: Actually, what he said was I couldn't throw a cat out of a window.
SI: Shouldn't The Rookie really be titled Remember the Devil Rays?
Quaid: I don't think so. How about Remember The Alamo?
SI: Could a 47-year-old actor make it to the big leagues?
Quaid: No. I might have been living out a fantasy on The Rookie, but I'm not delusional.