Melrose: Me. It would be the quickest fight in the history of hockey.
SI: Like Bobby Orr, you were an NHL defenseman. Is there anything else you had in common with him?
Melrose: Nothing. He was fast. I was slow. He could carry the puck. I couldn't. He was great. I was terrible.
SI: Who's got better hair: Rece Davis, Dan Patrick or you?
Melrose: Dan's hair is for the older crew—he's big with the 45-to-70 crowd. Rece is somewhere in between, so I'll have to say me.
SI: Have you seen all the Mighty Ducks movies?
SI: If you laced'em up right now, could you beat [ ESPN analyst and former NHL goalie] Darren Pang on a breakaway?
Melrose: I could do that without skates.
SI: In 300 NHL games you averaged .03 goals and 2.4 penalty minutes per match. What does that say?