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Welcome to my 'hood
June 10, 2002
What do you know about Long Island? The Great Gatsby? What you've seen in glossy magazine photos? Take it from me, FDNY battalion chief Dan Melia, that's not the real Long Island. I grew up in Plainview, a couple of miles from Farmingdale, N.Y., home to next week's U.S. Open, and caddied at Bethpage Black...
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June 10, 2002

Welcome To My 'hood

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...So let me take you on a tour of my home turf. Welcome to the neighborhood

HOLE

PAR

YARDS

1

4

430

Birdie hole for big boppers who can cut dogleg right

2

4

389

Better to take extra club on tricky, uphill approach

3

3

205

Distance control is everything; par is a good score

4

5

517

Pros will go for green in two but won't hold it

5

4

451

Tricky tee shot. Miss right; left is pitch-out territory

6

4

408

Bewildering tee shot calls for long iron with a draw

7

4

489

Converted par-5 probably toughest hole on front

8

3

210

Front-right tree blocks approaches to back-right pin

9

4

418

Easy hole for those who hit long, tight draw off tee

OUT

35

3,517

10

4

492

New way-way-back tee favors gorilla-long hitters

II

4

435

Straight and short-nice place to lick wounds after 10

12

4

499

Another beast, and rare green with some pitch to it

13

5

554

Easiest hole on back; eagle is distinct possibility

14

3

161

Second-best birdie hole-and last one on course

15

4

459

A killer. Long, uphill hike to toughest green of the 18

16

4

479

Nice view, hard hole. All in the drive off elevated tee

17

3

207

Two-tiered, 43 yard-wide green elicits three-putts

18

4

411

Better be straight. Landing area only 16 yards wide

IN

35

3,697

70

7,214

What do you know about Long Island? The Great Gatsby? What you've seen in glossy magazine photos? Take it from me, FDNY battalion chief Dan Melia, that's not the real Long Island. I grew up in Plainview, a couple of miles from Farmingdale, N.Y., home to next week's U.S. Open, and caddied at Bethpage Black...

Island Hopping

New York City

Shea Stadium
FLUSHING
The Yankees will be visiting during the Open. I had season tickets and was there when the Mets beat the Red Sox in the '86 Series—Games 6 and 7.

Howard Stern
ROOSEVELT
He went to Roosevelt High, same as Dr. J ( Julius Erving). Howard used to joke about how he was one of the only white guys there.

Jerry Seinfeld
MASSAPEQUA
He joked on one of his albums that his hometown is an Indian name meaning "by the mall."

Lindbergh Monument
WESTBURY
This is where Charles Lindbergh took off when he made his historic New York to Paris flight. Now the place is a mall!

Steve Guttenberg
MASSAPEQUA
He was the ball boy on my hoops team at Packard Middle School. Look at him now!

Powell Home
FARMINGDALE
As kids we'd walk by this historic landmark, all lit up, and believe what we'd been told: that it was a brothel.

56th Fighter Group
FARMINGDALE
A bar that claims to have the biggest happy hour on Long Island. (I believe it.) It also has a large collection of World War II stuff.

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