...a Wimbledon ball boy say to Pete Sampras, "Well, bloody hell, aren't you going to go pick up any of them?"
...someone on SportsCenter say, " Detroit defeated Atlanta 101-99," and nothing else?
... Al Davis show up at the 50-yard line in a bright blue Perry Ellis blazer, matching ascot and bleach-blond Brad Pitt bangs?
... Bob Costas look straight into the camera and say, "At this very moment in the Olympic Games, the women's Softball final, the men's 100-meter-dash final and the excruciating finish of the marathon are all taking place. That's why it sickens me to have to send you to the three o'clock practice session of the U.S. women's gymnastics team"?
...all the manicured, blown-dry, poof-poof dogs at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show suddenly see a vendor spill a box of wieners and go tearing off all at once?
... Ahmad Rashad smear on red lipstick before sucking up to Kobe?
...your kids sit down to dinner and tell you about that afternoon's World Series game?
... Mo Vaughn say, "I think I'll have the salad, please."