Randy White's Hall of Fame Fajitas
Former Cowboys defensive tackle also makes sausages and is national spokesman for Smokey Mountain Snuff; is he serious about fajitas or just hard up for cash?
The meat's so tender and flavorful, no wonder he slapped his huge, grinning face on the package.
Nolan Ryan Texan Style Steak Sauce
Fireballing pitcher had double-bypass surgery two years ago at 53, making him a questionable front man for red-meat products.
The sauce looks and tastes like highly concentrated prune juice; the only good news is it's billed as a limited edition.
Lynn Swann Super 88 Honey Nut Toasted Oats
Former Steelers wideout never appeared on a Wheaties box; cereal could be just a ploy to get back at General Mills.
It ain't Honey Nut Cheerios, and there's no prize inside—just a box covered with Swann's stats.
Junior Johnson Brand Old Fashioned Sugar-Cured Country Ham