ELS WEATHERS BRITISH
Before the four-man, four-hole playoff began, Ernie huddled with his psychologist, Jos Vanstiphout. He was very supportive. I believe his exact words were, "Who do I look like, Harvey Penick? Just don't cough it up like you did against Retief Goosen and embarrass me!"
Jos Vanstiphout. That's the sound the membership board at Augusta makes when a woman approaches the clubhouse.
The tournament was full of surprises. Are you like me? Are you wondering if Tiger is suddenly using a Nike kryptonite-shafted putter?
Woods shot an 81 on Day 3, the worst 18 holes of his pro career. He played so badly that midway through the round, the Swedish nanny ducked into the scoring tent with Soren Hansen.
Brutal weather for Round 3. On the bright side the flowers on Duffy Waldorf's shirt and hat needed the rain.
Monty shot an 84 last Saturday. By the third hole he was reprimanded by course marshals for heckling himself.
ALLEN IVERSON AWAITS THE ANSWER
The NBA All-Star was arrested on four felonies and 10 misdemeanors. None of the charges count as team fouls.
If convicted on all counts, Iverson faces a maximum of 65 years in jail. And his cousin gets two shots and the ball on the side.