You know, maybe Ted Williams did want to be frozen. Just to get the chance to one day tell Walt Disney he wasn't opening the hips enough on his swing.
NFL TRAINING CAMPS OPEN
Are you like me? Do you prefer training camp's evil sidekick, Mini-Camp?
Former No. 2 pick Ryan Leaf retired after four seasons. He plans to put football behind him and concentrate on alienating people in the business world.
And the 49ers announced they expect to consume 3,600 eggs during 26 days of camp—3,800 if Ron Stone wants an extra omelette.
LANCE ARMSTRONG WINS FOURTH STRAIGHT TOUR DE FRANCE
Armstrong won by 7:17. His victory margin would have been greater if he hadn't gone off course three times to deliver newspapers.
Even after Lance retook the lead in stage 11, he was never a lock for the title. Thanks to changes in the format, stages 14 to 17 involved crepe-rolling.
Did you hear a French rider was kicked out of the Tour for holding on to a team car during a climb? What an idiot. All that training, all that dedication, and the guy doesn't think to just hide in the trunk?
ALLEN IVERSON GETS A LOOKAWAY PASS