Offerman was shocked. Never saw it coming. If you're scoring at home, that makes 289 signs he's missed.
Boston also released RHP Rich Garces. He had to turn sideways to clear waivers.
Unlike Offerman, Garces was a real gentleman. He offered to eat his contract.
JIM KELLY INVITES 1,200 FRIENDS AND EX-TEAMMATES TO HALL OF FAME INDUCTION.
And Scott Norwood made 75 bucks parking cars.
LAWYERS FOR FORMER NFL WR RAE CAR-RUTH APPEAL MURDER CONVICTION.
Remember, if the conviction is not overturned, Rae loses one of his timeouts in the yard.
My time is up. You've been great. Enjoy Pablo Cruise.