That's funny. I thought the league moved those mosquitoes to the NFC South Nile.
The Saints have shifted Kyle Turley from right tackle to left tackle. Big adjustment. He's spent the last three weeks working on using his left arm to throw opposing players' helmets.
Not only that, he now has to protect his blind-side tattoos.
New Packers wide receiver Terry Glenn has already suffered two injuries during training camp. And today the late Vince Lombardi called him "she."
Don't miss this week's installment of Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the Dallas Cowboys. Former lineman Nate Newton is arrested for possession of the Cowboys' dime package.
Republican congressman and former Oklahoma quarterback J.C. Watts pulled a hamstring running sprints at the Redskins' camp. Actually, he hurt himself trying to go to the left.
Watts was carted off the field. And he fell to No. 5 on Steve Spurrier's quarterback depth chart, behind John Reaves and Norm Snead.
BEEM-ING UP AT THE PGA
Amazing story. Seven years ago Beem quit the Tour to sell cellular phones and car stereos. This happens a lot I was just talking about that with my marriage counselor, Freddie Couples.
Fred Funk finished tied for fourth, which gives him a 10-year exemption to all George Clinton concerts.