Good to be here. Anybody looking to buy unused strike jokes? Priced to go, like Scott Rolen.
STRIKE? WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A STRIKE?
Are you like me? Don't you dunk Bud Selig looks better on no sleep?
Both sides emerged from the MLB offices on Park Avenue and declared it a win-win. Which makes two more wins than the Mets had in New York during the month of August.
I was worried. I didn't want to turn on Baseball Tonight the third week of September and see Peter Gammons and Rob Dibble doing improv.
The owners were divided until the very end. As late as 8 a.m. on the 30th, eight were strongly for Justin, 22 for Kelly.
In the event of a work stoppage, the Fox network would have received more than $500 million in rights and compensation from Major League Baseball. And they would have used the money to produce a prime-time series, That '70s Strike.
In other baseball news, who cares?
Seriously, I think these Little League World Series players are too influenced by television. Last week Louisville's star pitcher Aaron Alvey signed with Arliss.
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