(Taptaptap) Is this thing on?
(Taptaptap) Is Fernando Vargas still out?
FALCONS CORNERBACK RAY BUCHANAN SUSPENDED FOR VIOLATING NFL STEROID POLICY
This is sad. Buchanan bought the steroids from an undercover cop dressed as a pharmacist.
He's out for four games. But this is strange. During that time he's allowed to play major league baseball.
This is resourceful. Browns coach Butch Davis has already developed a package of five pass plays involving Dwayne Rudd's helmet.
I guess this is a good sign. New Buccaneers coach Jon Gruden has promised the offense will be 30% cuter this season.
HBO Sports president Ross Greenberg says new HBO Inside the NFL analyst Cris Carter has "a Charles Barkley-like presence." It's true. Last week he stole a tray of sandwiches out of Bryant Gumbel's dressing room.
Did you hear that brand-new Ford Field in Detroit features an artificial playing surface partially made of recalled Firestone tires? Does this mean that every time the Lions score, the end zone will explode? Because if that's the case, I'm there.
Bengals offensive coordinator Bob Bratkowski must serve four days in jail before Jan. 31 after pleading no contest to DUI. The Bengals should plead no contest about 11 times before then.