All right, that's enough. From now on everybody else gets to play from the white tees.
The U.S. will begin its defense of the Ryder Cup this Friday at the Belfry in Sutton Coldfield, England. Sam Torrance will captain the European squad. I believe he replaces Dr. Heimlich.
HOCKEY PRESEASON IS HERE
And Bryan Trottier is the Rangers' new coach. Nice touch. It coincides with the silver anniversary of the "Potvin sucks!" chant.
HOOTIE JOHNSON UNDERGOES SUCCESSFUL BYPASS SURGERY
Very serious. Doctors found 90% blockage. And that's just in his membership committee.
SOPRANOSSEEH BY 13 MILLION
And don't miss the next episode. Bud Selig gets whacked by a salary capo.
My time is up. You've been great. Enjoy The Knack.