Thanks, you're too kind. I missed the Emmy Awards. Help me out here: Did Tom Arnold win for Best Supporting Sycophant?
PATRICK EWING ENDS 17-YEAR CAREER
The Knicks plan to retire his jersey. And the Gold Club in Atlanta will retire his pants.
Ewing will spend this season as an assistant coach for the Wizards. Patrick, memorize this line: "More ice, Michael?"
FATHER AND SON ATTACK ROYALS FIRST BASE COACH TOM GAMBOA AT COMISKEY
You know what's sad? This just ruins it for all the fathers and sons who want to go to Comiskey, jump out of the stands and attack Gary Pettis.
The father claims Gamboa provoked the attack. Well, sure. Gamboa was standing there with his back to the guy, clapping his hands. He had it coming.
Let me tell you something. By the time this thing goes to trial, this numskull will be swearing Gamboa gave him and his kid the sign for run and hit.
Meanwhile, there are reports that as many as seven Mets may have problems with marijuana. Apparently, some players are so high, they still think the team has a shot at the wild card.
Are you like me? Are you waiting for Mike Piazza to call another press conference and announce he's straight?