JJ: The flattop went out many, many years ago, so I've got to go with me.
SI: You're partial to tomato clowns, a tropical fish. Have you ever called a player a tomato clown?
JJ: I've called players tomatoes, but not tomato clowns.
SI: It looks like Jerry Jones has had some work done over the last few years. Who is the better-looking guy between the two of you these days?
JJ: [Laughs.] I'll leave that to public opinion.
SI: You had the nickname Scar Head in high school and Jimmy Jumpup in college. Do you have any nicknames now?
JJ: After winning a couple of Super Bowls, I finally got some respect, and people started calling me either Coach or Jimmy.
SI: It's been written that you are incapable of saying "I'm sorry." Are you sorry you agreed to this interview?
JJ: [Laughs.] No, it's actually been pleasant.