JORDAN RETURNS FOR THIRD FINAL SEASON
He feels he can play 20-25 minutes a game off the bench. Well, at least that's what his knees told Rick Reilly.
Michael will turn 40 during the season. That explains Nike's new shoe, Gasping for Air Jordans.
MICHAEL ANDRETTI'S TEAM JUMPS TO IRL
On the bright side, the three drivers actually left in CART are all guaranteed podium finishes next year.
You know your racing series is in trouble when the pace car is a Yugo.
It's not all bad news though. Last week Paul Newman finally developed a salad dressing using 40-weight oil.
UPPER DECK MARKETING MANCHESTER UNITED TRADING CARDS
Each pack comes with a little tear gas pellet to disperse hooligans.
MARK CUBAN GETS MARRIED
The newly-weds are registered at Tiffany's, Neiman Marcus and the NBA fine office.