DOLPHINS LURE CRIS CARTER AWAY FROM "INSIDE THE NFL"
Wow. Jackie Jr. had a longer run on HBO.
They've agreed on a one year deal with juicy incentives. Cris, if you need a pen, I think Terrell Owens has one.
Meanwhile, are you like me? Are you waiting for Terrell to score a touchdown and pull a telestrator out of his sock?
The league fined Owens $5,000 after the Niners-Seahawks game...for having his shirttail hanging out Hey, what about another $10,000 because the cap on his Sharpie wasn't made by Reebok?
In other NFL news the Jets have moved their business offices into Manhattan. I believe they're located on Fourth and Long.
The Redskins are thinking of adding seats to FedExField. They need a place to put all the guys Steve Spurrier is trying out at quarterback.
The Falcons are selling season tickets for $100. Well, it's $100, provided you buy four sets of louvered doors at The Home Depot before Dec. 31.
Meanwhile, McDonald's was forced to recall its Brian Urlacher bobblehead dolls. Embarrassing. Turns out the dolls had a higher nutritional content than the Big Mac.
KARL MALONE BEGINS 18TH SEASON IN UTAH