The Show

NEW YORK CITY IS U.S. PICK TO HOST 2012 OLYMPICS

I just hope Dick Ebersol will be plausibly live to see this happen.

New York edged out San Francisco to make the finals. The two cities are still battling for the rights to open a Liza Minnelli theme park.

WILLIAMS SISTERS SIGN LUCRATIVE PACT WITH MCDONALD'S

As part of the deal their dad, Richard, gets to serve a four-year term replacing Mayor McCheese.

A.C. GREEN REVEALS HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY LAST APRIL

And I don't understand this, but his agent, Mark Fleisher, had wanted him to hold out until the second week of training camp.

My time is up. You've been great. Enjoy Thin Lizzy.