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You know what's really scary? Vertical stripes are supposed to be slimming.

They have to come up with some guidelines. It's gotten out of hand. Last week a back judge grabbed Johnny Grier's microphone and tried to order some nachos.

The Giants, down to two healthy receivers, were forced to sign veteran Herman Moore. And that was only because Angie Harmon wanted a two-year deal.

Oh, come on, like she hasn't worked routes with Jason Sehorn.

The Colts denied that owner Jim Irsay is being investigated for prescription drug fraud. He may face a lesser charge: possession of Bill Romanowski's phone number.

NASCAR TAKING EVEN MORE SAFETY PRECAUTIONS

Next season the HANS device will be mandatory on all photographers within 50 feet of Tony Stewart.

The Cowboys may sponsor a car. To me, it won't really be a Cowboys car unless Michael Irvin is handcuffed in the backseat.

I'M STARTING TO WORRY ABOUT PETE WEBER
His new bowling ball looks a lot like Ralphie on The Sopranos.

JURY AWARDS LEIGH STEINBERG $44.6 MILLION IN SUIT AGAINST EX-PARTNER