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AUGUSTA NATIONAL POLL REVEALS 74% BACK ITS MEMBERSHIP POLICIES
The poll was conducted among a random sampling of 1,000 guys named Hootie.
While 74% said they like the status quo, the other 26% responded, "You go, girl!"
Meanwhile, Hootie Johnson has begun his own p.r. campaign. Last week he was photographed buying a copy of Redbook.
BINGO LONG AND HIS TRAVELING EXPOS?
The Expos will play 20 games in Puerto Rico—but only if they come up with gas money for the plane.
There was a rumor that the Expos would share Fenway Park next season with the Red Sox. The Sox got excited when they did the math: 1918 is 2003 Canadian.
Elsewhere, Alex Rodriguez picked up $300,000 in incentives by winning a Gold Glove and finishing second in the MVP voting to Miguel Tejada. Great. Now A-Rod can finally afford that 22nd car.
NFL CRACKS DOWN ON OVERWEIGHT OFFICIALS