JORDAN SAYS THIS WILL BE HIS LAST YEAR
However, under league rules, you can still try to extort money from him until 2005.
In other NBA news Allen Iverson says he's now afraid to stay in Philadelphia. Turns out six members of his posse had sinus problems and moved to Arizona.
Are you like me? Are you thinking if two more Blazers get arrested, they'll have enough for a lineup?
METS MIGHT OWE NEW YORK CITY $1 MILLION IN BACK RENT ON SHEA STADIUM
They insist it's not their problem anymore. They put the lease in Art Howe's name.
The Red Sox dropped out early in the running to sign free agent Tom Glavine. The deal fell through when Boston couldn't guarantee him a fourth year as Joe Thornton's left wing.
COMPAQ CENTER IN SAN JOSE RENAMED THE HP PAVILION
By Christmas the Zamboni will be redesigned to look like a giant inkjet printer.
In other hockey news I'm not sure if this will attract more fans, but the Mighty Ducks are running a new promotion: Come as Your Favorite Disney Cruise Stomach Virus Symptom.