For those who watched the Macy's Parade, there was no Butterbean balloon this year. That was Butterbean.
GIANTS ROOKIE RECEIVER TIM CARTER VICTIM OF CARJACKING
He surrendered all his valuables, was held against his will for 3� hours, then given $40 in cash and forced out onto the street. You know, outside of the $40 rebate, it sounds like the Giants' season ticket plan.
Meanwhile, NBC aired the National Dog Show opposite the Lions-Patriots game. I kept flipping back and forth, and at one point I could swear I saw the back judge checking Tom Brady's teeth.
John Madden had a quiet Thanksgiving. It was just him. the Ace Hardware Man and the six-legged turkey.
Minnesota has lost 16 straight away from home. So Randy Moss isn't the only Viking who has trouble on the road.
NEBRASKA FINISHES WORST REGULAR SEASON IN 41 YEARS
The Huskers went 7-6. They aren't even allowed to watch the Fiesta Bowl.
In other college news USC routed Notre Dame 44-13. But don't worry, the Irish can remain BCS eligible by crediting the loss to Bob Davie.
And FSU quarterback Adrian McPherson was suspended from the team and was arrested for stealing a blank check. Not only that, he tried to reopen Peter Warrick's shoplifting account at Dillard's.