Thomas Wyman called his ex-fellow members "rednecks" for not admitting a woman. I'm no Jeff Foxworthy, but when the guy who green-lighted the Dukes of Hazard reunion movie calls you a redneck, you are.
In other golf news, St. Andrews has changed its famous Road Hole bunker on 17. The wall was lowered two feet, and a Starbucks was put in.
Traditionalists are furious. What's next, they're going to allow women in there?
NAVY CRUSHES ARMY 58-12
Everyone saw it coming. Before the game Hans Blix inspected the Cadets' offense and found no weapons.
NOMAR GARCIAPARRA AND MIA HAMM ENGAGED
Sadly, Nomar has to wait until the honeymoon before he's allowed to use his hands.
My time is up. You've been great. Enjoy The McCoys.