The New Math

THE AUGUSTA NATIONAL CONTROVERSY

GLORIA STEINEM + PATTON X [MEGAPHONE] = MARTHA BURK
CAVEMAN X [FLAG] - DIPLOMACY = HOOTIE JOHNSON

YEAR OF THE WOMAN

ROBOT + ABS + [BOOK] = ANNIKA SORENSTAM
MISS CONNECTICUT X ( BILLIE JEAN KING - [BATMINTON]) = SUZY WHALEY

RYDER CUP

(YOSEMITE SAM + SNOOKER + [BEER MUG]) X SCOTLAND = SAM TORRANCE
([PHOTO] - [BOOK]) - STRATEGY + [GOAT] = CURTIS STRANGE
CHRISTY O'CONNOR JR. X EDDIE GAEDEL + JACKPOT = PAUL McGINLEY
JOSE MARIA OLAZABAL - GREEN JACKET + DENNIS THE MENACE[2] - MARTINA HINGIS = SERGIO GARCIA

C.O.R. DISPUTE

SUPREME COURT X TECH NERDS + [SHAMPOO] - [PHOTO] = USGA
PREMATURE PROGNOSTICATORS + OVERSIZED DRIVERS = [LOGO]

MAJOR CHAMPIONS

JACK NICKLAUS X ([ NIKE LOGO] + BUICK) - GANDHI + THE NANNY DIARIES = TIGER WOODS
SPICOLI + EL PASO + [CELLPHONE] = RICH BEEM
THE NATURAL + [PHOTO] + [BEER MUG] + SPRINGBOKS = ERNIE ELS