TIGER WOODS GETS KNEE SCOPED
Of course, The New York Times urged him to skip the surgery and boycott his meniscus.
In a related story, Senate majority leader Trent Lott is out with a torn ACLU.
Elsewhere, Suzy Whaley has officially announced that she'll compete in the Greater Hartford Open this summer. It will make her the first woman to play in a men's tournament in 65 years. Don't confuse her with Martha Burk, who's the first woman to play with a men's tournament.
ESPN TELEVISES LEBRON JAMES'S HIGH SCHOOL GAME
You know you're something special when you beat the No. 1 high school team and two of its starters sign letters of intent to be in your posse.
KEYSHAWN JOHNSON WANTS TO SPLIT WITH HIS WIFE
Same complaint as always from Keyshawn: Not enough touches.
My time is up. You've been great. Enjoy Orleans.