Kilborn: He's a punk. But the Vikings are in this world to keep me humble. I have a great job, a great house, pretty nice glutes. The Vikings keep me down-to-earth because they'll never win a Super Bowl.
SI: What was the best thing about being the play-byplay guy for the CBA's Savannah Spirits in 1987-88?
Kilborn: A couple of times they were short players and I got to practice. If you think I didn't play defense in college, you should have seen me in the CBA.
SI: Yourself aside, who's the best celebrity basketball player in Hollywood?
Kilborn: Of the guys over 30 [ Kilborn is 40], George Clooney and David Duchovny. Clooney is avoiding me. He's waiting for me to get older. I've got the Larry Bird lower back, but I'm confident I can take him.