Goodbye To All That

Emmitt Smith (right) as a Cowboy
Read between the lines of Parcells' obfuscations.

SHOULD BE GONE

ESPN's Around the Horn with Max Kellerman
How about a PTI rerun instead? How about a bass-fishing rerun?

Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl
And the Seattle Bowl, Mazda Tangerine Bowl, Sega Sports Las Vegas Bowl, Silicon Valley Classic, GMAC Bowl, ConAgra Foods Hawaii Bowl, Insight Bowl, Continental Tire Bowl, Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl, Crucial.com Humanitarian Bowl, Diamond Walnut San Francisco Bowl....

Hank Williams Jr. Bocephus (right) is an institution, but are we ready for another Monday Night Football theme song or what? After 14 years it's time to change that tune.

Evander Holyfield (left)
The 1984 Olympic bronze medalist has heart, but he's slow and sad and has won just two of his last seven fights.

Monochrome unis in the NFL
A popular choice, for some reason, with green-clad teams. The getups made the Eagles, Jets and Seahawks sometimes look like sticks of roll-on deodorant.

Rally Monkeys
And take those ThunderStix with you.

8:30 starting times for World Series Games
Only benefit is that kids on the East Coast miss the Rally Monkeys.