The Show

Before we begin, Congrats to Shaquille O'Neal who married his longtime girlfriend. Are you like me? Are you thinking that's the only ring he'll get this year?

WILD WILD-CARD WEEKEND

The Giants still have not gotten over blowing a 24-point lead to the 49ers. For the last three days Jeremy Shockey has been taunting himself.

You don't want to use the word collapse, but after the game the entire defense had to be treated by a seismologist.

In the Steelers' comeback win, the Browns played it a little safe in trying to protect the lead. Dwayne Rudd didn't take off his helmet until Tuesday.

The Jets routed the Colts 41-0. Am I the only one who saw this connection? The actress who plays Meadow Soprano sang the national anthem, and the next thing you knew, Peyton Manning's arm had mysteriously disappeared.

The New Jersey Sports and Exposition Authority spent about $120,000 to put in a new field at Giants Stadium for the playoffs. In a related story the first three fairways at Sawgrass are missing.

And Bill Parcells entered Week 2 as coach of the Cowboys. That means I already lost the office pool.

Jeny Jones followed league guidelines before hiring Parcells. He saw Denzel Washington's reel from Remember the Titans, and his plastic surgeon interviewed Dennis Green.

OHIO STATE OT'S CANES FOR NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP