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Bill Scheft
February 10, 2003
All right, a couple of jokes, but then Jerry Sloan and I have to shove off.
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February 10, 2003

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ARIZONA HOOPSTERS DENY STEALING $80 WORTH OF CANDY FROM VENDING MACHINE

All-America Luke Walton was allegedly just a lookout while the machine was vandalized. But of course the media gave him all the credit for the break-in.

In the players' defense, it is the last half of the season. You know, Crunch time.

Oddly, the same thing happened 10 years ago at Michigan with the Fab Five. But they only took six 100 Grand bars.

NHL ALL-STAR GAME RETURNS TO EAST-WEST MATCHUP

We're lucky. The league was very close to adopting a brandnew format: teams in the red against teams in the black.

Mario Lemieux missed the Ail-Star Game with a groin injury. And this was after Gary Bettman offered to loan him his groin.

The Rangers fired coach Bryan Trottier and replaced him with team president and general manager Glen Sather. But don't kid yourself. Sather had to first be approved by the team president and general manager.

PETE ROSE MAY BE INDUCTED INTO CANADIAN BASEBALL HALL OF FAME

But first he has to admit he never bet on curling.

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