The Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame, or, as it's more commonly known, Ferguson Jenkins's rec room.
Elsewhere, the Mets unveiled bright orange jerseys. Great. That should make it easier for arriving flights at LaGuardia when the control tower says, "Make a right at Mo Vaughn."
The man who assaulted Yankees starter David Wells got 45 days in jail. But he can be released early if he promises to sucker punch a Red Sox pitcher.
The Red Sox are installing 280 seats on top of the Green Monster. Tickets will cost $50, with a $35 rebate if you can hit Bernie Williams with your beer.
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The courses played a little easy this year. Seriously, when was the last time you heard David Feherty say, " Alice Cooper...for eagle"?
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It's much more civil than the XFL. The AFL's big star is "He Dislike Me."
My time is up. You've been great. Enjoy Mott the Hoople.