The Show

All right, a couple of jokes, but then Jerry Sloan and I have to shove off.

100,000 ATTEND BUCS VICTORY CELEBRATION

And this may be rubbing it in. Jon Gruden even stole the Raiders' parade route.

Al Davis is taking the loss hard. He's gone more man a week without suing anyone.

Keyshawn Johnson says he is finished talking to the media. And he will continue to hold press conferences until he's satisfied everyone knows.

FREE CLOTHES THROW BACK LEBRON JAMES'S AMATEUR STATUS

Help me out here. Does this mean he's now free to accept a Cavaliers jersey?

LeBron had a busy week. An 88-year-old woman claimed he hit her car with his new Hummer H2. LeBron, of course, thought he still had a foul to give.

Meanwhile, are you like me? Are you wondering if Ron Artest will have to be restrained by his teammates from attending the All-Star Game?

In other NBA news, the Celtics have added premium sideline seats next to the team bench. And this is exciting. Instead of paying $1,000 a game per ticket, fans will just hand their money to Vin Baker.