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February 10, 2003
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February 10, 2003

Trivial Matters

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Love Stinks
The Beatles' declaration that "all you need is love" doesn't hold on the tennis court, where "love" means you have nothing at all. Who is the only player in the open era (male or female) to have won a Grand Slam singles final by beating an opponent six to love in each set?

a. Arthur Ashe
b. Steffi Graf
c. Martina Navratilova
d. Pete Sampras

Cupid-like Aim
In Bulls history only two players have averaged 25 or more points per game in a season. One is Michael Jordan, who did it 12 times. Who is the other?

This Week's Matchup
Pair the athletes who have been engaged to be married.

1. Mia Hamm
a. Roberto Alomar

2. Mary Pierce
b. Nomar Garciaparra

3. Gabrielle Reese
c. Laird Hamilton

4. Kristi Yamaguchi
d. Bret Hedican

Call to Order
Rank these athletes in order of the number of seasons they played in their respective major leagues.

a. Richmond Flowers
b. Guy Lafleur
c. Candy Maldonado
d. Darnell Valentine