MARTHA BURK NOW HELPING WNBA PLAYERS' ASSOCIATION
What does this mean? She'd like to see them admit 70-year-old Southern men?
Meanwhile, Spalding's Infusion is now the official ball of the WNBA. Perfect. They can use it to pump up attendance figures.
MILLER LITE OFFERS FANS FREE SIX-PACK IF RUSTY WALLACE WINS DAYTONA 500
Are you like me? Are you wondering what Viagra will offer if Mark Martin wins?
EAST BEATS WEST IN ALL-STAR GAME
I missed the opening. Help me out here: Did Martina McBride step aside so Jordan could sing the national anthem?
My time is up. You've been great. Enjoy C.W. McCall.