The Show

Attention moviegoers: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days has nothing to do with the Red Sox and Bartolo Colon.

JUDGE CLEARS LEBRON JAMES

He's free to rejoin his high school team despite accepting gifts. However, he is not allowed to become president of the USOC.

LeBron was cleared to play in last weekend's Prime Time Shootout in Trenton. Although he was forbidden to use the phrase "new jersey."

You know the saddest part of this whole story? Wes Unseld and Gale Sayers would have had to pay retail.

LIONS NAME STEVE MARIUCCI COACH

Mariucci, of course, was let go by the 49ers over "philosophical differences." He wanted to run the best Coast offense, and management preferred a game plan based on the works of Hegel.

In another recent coaching move, the Vikings promoted George O'Leary to defensive coordinator. Although on his r�sum� he claims he's been promoted to Senate majority leader.

WHITE SOX SELL STADIUM NAMING RIGHTS TO U.S. CELLULAR

However, the fans will still be free to call it Comiskey Park...for 300 anytime minutes a month.