Sorenstam would be the first woman to play on the PGA Tour in 58 years. Wait a minute. Didn't Jan Stephenson play a round in the mid-'70s? No, that's right. She played around in the mid-'70s.
Annika got into the tourney on a little known exemption. The "Let's drive Hootie Johnson nuts" exemption.
Speaking of which, Martha Burk recently visited the town of Augusta. She checked out some potential sites for an anti-Masters demonstration, then crashed a special stag screening of The Hours.
SI POLL SAYS FAN INTEREST IN NBA DOWN 40% IN LAST FIVE YEARS
It's not all bad news. In the last five years Michael Jordan retirements are up 200%.
David Stern dismissed the poll as "junk science." Junk science. Was that Shawn Kemp's major?
The NBA All-Star Game was the most watched basketball game in cable-TV history. Not only that, it was the second-highest rating ever for TNT, just behind its one millionth showing of The Shaw-shank Redemption.
The Lakers are finally above .500. And, according to Stern, they've already locked up the No. 9 seed.
I'm starting to worry about Pat Riley. Now he's complaining about the officiating on The Bachelorette.
FORMER COWBOYS QUARTERBACKS ROGER STAUBACH AND TROY AIKMAN START WINSTON CUP TEAM