Are you like me? Are you thinking this will be the first car to leave a race with a concussion?
Meanwhile, Domino's is now the "official pizza" of NASCAR. And the two most popular toppings are pepperoni and R.J. Reynolds tobacco.
NFL CONSIDERING NEW PLANS FOR DECIDING OVERTIME
So far, the two best ideas are a) the first team to score six points wins or b) three rounds of Pictionary with the assistant coaches.
CBS DEVELOPING SITCOM BASED ON LIFE OF TONY KORNHEISER
I believe the tentative title is Everybody Loves Rogaine.
My time is up. You've been great. Enjoy Vanilla Fudge.