O.K., I've read all the post-Swimsuit Issue letters, and you've made your point From now on, there will be less cleavage in this column. (Les Cleavage. Wasn't he a backup tight end on the 1972 Raiders, behind Raymond Chester?)
TYSON KO'S ETIENNE IN 49 SECONDS
In a related story, Showtime has changed its motto from No limits to No refunds.
Big night for Showtime. Jay-Z, followed by JV.
Poor Clifford Etienne. Forty-nine seconds. On the bright side Peter McNeely finally has someone he can make fun of.
Quite a week. Tyson didn't show up at the gym for three days; he missed a scheduled flight to Memphis; he got a tattoo on his face; he canceled the fight; then he changed his mind. Well, at least his behavior wasn't erratic.
During the time Mike had backed out of the fight, promoters in Memphis scrambled to get a new opponent for Etienne. Unfortunately, Mitch (Blood) Green couldn't get the day off at Bed, Bath & Beyond.
On the undercard, former Olympic figure skater Tonya Harding lost in her pro boxing debut. But seriously, after you've danced topless in a wedding dress, isn't everything else anticlimactic?
PISTONS TOPS IN EAST
It's the first time they've led this late in a season since 1990. Or 11 Grant Hill ankle operations ago.