Good to be here. Be honest, how many of you still think John Deere makes a scouting combine?
LEADER OF KU KLUX KLAN SPLINTER GROUP SAYS HE'LL PROTEST IN SUPPORT OF AUGUSTA MEMBERSHIP POLICIES
A KKK splinter group? What does that mean, they burn kindling on your front lawn? Or do they wear fitted sheets?
Don't kid yourself. Klansmen are big golfers. But they'll only hit a hooded seven-iron.
NFL FREE AGENTS ROAM THE EARTH
Dallas released Emmitt Smith. Which raises the question: Does the Cowboys' Ring of Honor have a hard salary cap?
In other NFL news, the Steelers released quarterback Kordell Stewart. The move will save them $6.3 million. They'll use the money to pick up a free agent, or buy the Penguins.
The Colts got kicker Mike Vanderjagt to restructure his contract. It was either that or have Peyton Manning designate him a "franchise idiot."
PHIL JACKSON HAS KIDNEY STONE REMOVED
Finally, a rock Kobe Bryant didn't want.