The school confirmed allegations of academic fraud. What happened to the good old days, when boosters used to pay off teachers?
A team statistician revealed he'd written papers for three players. Fresno State has a no-nonsense policy about this. If you're caught having someone else write your papers, that's it, you get sent to Minnesota.
It's not all bad news for the Bulldogs. The investigation revealed that the towel Jerry Tarkanian used to chew on was clean.
NBA EXPECTED TO IMPLEMENT MINIMUM-AGE RULE FOR DRAFT
Starting next year you have to be at least 20. Or 18 with a shoe deal and a Hummer.
In other basketball news, a Celtics-Clippers game was held up for nine minutes when fans sprayed a macelike substance behind the Boston bench. Players were coughing, gagging, their eyes watering. You know, the same reaction as if they'd been told Rick Pitino was coming back.
The Celtics got guard Bimbo Coles off waivers. I'm no Elias Sports Bureau, but I think he's the first bimbo to play in Boston since Margo Adams.
FEDOROV CONFIRMS BRIEF MARRIAGE TO ANNA K
The Red Wings star wouldn't say how long they were married, because they're still fighting over custody of the cake.
This may explain things: Turns out Kournikova is Russian for " Jennifer Lopez."