Good to be here. See if you can figure out which jokes are still on the bubble.
MLB FEELS NEED FOR SPEED
Managers, coaches and umpires must watch a video produced by the commissioner's office with suggestions on how to speed games up. The video is 20 minutes long. Here's what I don't get: It took Steve Trachsel 33 minutes to get through it.
Not only that Tony La Russa and Dave Duncan made four trips to the VCR before starting the tape.
Despite moving to the Cubs, Dusty Baker will still get to manage the NL in this year's All-Star Game. Baker's thrilled. He already has a tie picked out.
Pete Rose may be reinstated as early as June 1. It depends on
1) how fast Major League Baseball can complete its ongoing review and
2) how well he does on the Pick-Six at the Preakness.
Are you like me? Are you waiting for David Wells to claim that his Hooters VIP card was taken out of context?
The Reds are having trouble trying to move Ken Griffey Jr. So far the best offer is from the Orioles. They're willing to give up Milt Pappas.
FRESNO STATE BANS HOOPS TEAM FROM NCAA TOURNAMENT