Pelletier: Who wants to read that?
Sal�: I think I would put it in the fire.
Pelletier: I wonder how many chapters there are, because she seems to change her mind every week.
SI: Why not skate at the 2006 Games and go for the bronze? That way you can own all three medals.
Sal�: We might. Just in another event.
Pelletier: Yeah, maybe curling. Or maybe I'll just be a figure skating judge.
SI: You've been dating for three years. Do you ever get turned on while you're performing on the ice together?
Sal�: No, and it's not an insult. The simple reason is you're working. Obviously I look at him in his outfits and I think he looks awesome, but when we're out there skating I don't think of anything romantic or sexy.
Pelletier: You know what I'm thinking about? I'm thinking about staying vertical, and I'm not talking about the little guy.
SI: On a six-point scale, rate how romantic your partner is.