Vizquel ripped Mesa in his autobiography. Otherwise the book was tame. The most scandalous revelation: hi the famous '96 game against the Red Sox when Omar had six RBIs, he did it with a hangnail.
SUNS TRY TO MAKE UP WITH BARKLEY
After Sir Charles claimed he was denied an opportunity to buy season tickets, the team offered him two courtside seats. They'll be ready in three weeks, they just need to install the heavy-duty shocks.
The average age of a Sims season-ticket holder is 51. Which explains the P.A. guy coming on during timeouts and yelling, "Make some noise if you have acid reflux!"
The average age is 51. But it's a dry 51.
NFL ASKS EIGHT OFFICIALS TO RESIGN
Asking them to resign? Who's behind that strategy, Richie Phillips?
In other NFL news the Patriots acquired coveted free-agent linebacker Rosevelt Colvin and former All-Pro safety Rodney Harrison. In a related story the Redskins stole three blocking sleds from the Jets.
The Patriots have increased the handling fee on season-ticket accounts by 150%. Although, they prefer to call it the "tuck rule."
MARTHA BURK SUES AUGUSTA FOR PROTEST PERMIT