Police describe the thieves as "armed and extremely fly."
Three thousand pairs of Nikes. Wow. That's almost four square feet of real leather.
So the Jordans never got to where they were supposed to go. Watch them blame this on Kwame Brown.
JOHN DALY WILL TRY TO DRIVE A BALL ACROSS THE MONONGAHELA RIVER
And if he makes it, he'll still be a one-iron and a wedge away from the 5th fairway at Oakmont.
SARAH HUGHES WINS SULLIVAN AWARD
Very prestigious. It goes to the nation's top amateur athlete without a Hummer.
My time's up. You've been great Enjoy Yes.