RAIDERS $1 BILLION FRAUD TRIAL BEGINS
I'm no Alan Dershowitz, but technically, isn't every legal action involving Al Davis a fraud trial?
Davis is suing the NFL, claiming the Buccaneers' logo is too similar to the Raiders'. That explains why Rich Gannon kept throwing to their players in the Super Bowl.
NBA PLAYOFFS BEGIN
The Nets routed the Bucks in Game 1 of their series. Gary Payton scored only eight points, but to be fair, he was double-teamed all game by Jason Kidd and a Toronto cop.
Payton, Jason Caffey and Sam Cassell turned themselves in to Toronto police after the game on assault charges stemming from an incident at a local strip dub. As I understand it, the ruckus started when they tried to stuff 68.5 cents into a G-string.
In other basketball news, call me a cynic, but this latest retirement by Michael Jordan doesn't even make my top three.
MICHIGAN STATES CHARLES ROGERS FLAGGED AT NFL SCOUTING COMBINE FOR "DILUTED URINE"
Experts believe he drank a large amount of water before his drug test. On the bright side, he ran a 4-23 40 to the men's room.
Diluted urine? Help me out here. Does this mean his pro contract will be negotiated by a masking agent?