The Show

Good to be here. See if you can tell which of these jokes have "upside" and which are "need picks."

DID YOU FEEL A DRAFT?

Five defensive tackles were taken with the first 13 picks. I hadn't read or heard this much about DTs since Max McGee before Super Bowl I.

This is so embarrassing. Until last week I thought a "mock draft" was when you made fun of Chris Berman's comb-over.

I think Mel Kiper Jr. may have too much time on his hands. I mean, do we really need a list of the 30 Best Available Loads?

Buffalo was very busy. The Bills selected running back Willis McGahee in the first round, then they traded their third and fifth picks to get the rights to his orthopedic surgeon.

NBA HEADS INTO SECOND ROUND OF PLAYOFFS...EVENTUALLY

Going on Week 3 of TNT's coverage, or as it's known to Charles Barkley, "Forty games in 40 orders of nachos."

Jazz forward Deshawn Stevenson was suspended one game for conduct detrimental to the team. As I understand it, during the flight to Sacramento he didn't wait for John Stockton and Karl Malone to be preboarded.

Sad days at Madison Square Garden. Spike Lee is now heckling circus elephants.