HER: How long does it take you to write a column? ME: About two hours. HER: And you only have to do one a week? ME: Yes. HER: Cool! What do you do with all the rest of the time? ME: Worry about those two hours. After about an hour of that, she was going out of her teenage mind, so I let her wade into a giant box of unopened mail. HER: Why do all these Barry Bonds fans cut little letters out of magazines and make sentences out of them? ME: I guess they get to do a lot of arts and crafts at the mental health center. HER: What does this mean, "If I ever see you, run"?   
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