Good to be here. I just got off the phone with Phil Jackson's cardiologist. He says the Spurs' series win cannot be considered a bypass.
FUNNY CIDE ROUNDS SECOND, HEADS FOR BELMONT
The New York-bred routed the field by almost 10 lengths and could become the first Triple Crown winner in 25 years. I have a racing etiquette question: When a gelding is this big a favorite, is it bad form to use the expression "in the bag"?
This just in: Photographs after the race revealed the only thing Jose Santos had in his right hand was a middle finger for the stewards.
MARLINS TAKE "SENIOR CIRCUIT" LITERALLY
The new Florida manager is 72-year-old Jack McKeon. He's four years older than the next oldest manager, five years younger than the average Marlins fan.
McKeon's old. He's the only manager to use a designated hip.
The previous Marlins skipper, Jeff Torborg, knew his job was in jeopardy a week ago when Baseball Tonight called and asked for his earpiece size.
Elsewhere, the Tigers have a promotion going at Comerica Park, Motown Mondays. Are you like me? Are you thinking Junior Walker will be the only one playing with All-Stars there this season?
ACC "INVITES" MIAMI, BC AND SYRACUSE TO JOIN CONFERENCE